DISCLAIMER: the stupid shit you see depicted in the comics is not indicative of the artists beliefs in any way, shape, or form. i just draw pictures to dumb shit tumblr says, THAT IS ALL
We here at DashCon2017 apologize profusely for the blatant lies we told about how we would be hosting our convention at McCormick Place in Chicago. We will not actually be hosting it at McCormick Place in Chicago. This is also why we have deleted the original post announcing where we were at.
As I’m sure you’ve guessed by this point, DashCon2017 does not actually exist. We will still be updating this blog as the time approaches the date we originally set up for our pretend convention, since we have put a surprising amount of effort into planning some of ruses we would be pulling to make this look more legit. However, there will not be any convention taking place at any convention center. At this point, feel free to meme it up in the comments, since that was part of the original goal for those who figured out we were fake after we posted the pictures we had planned.
Anyways, we here at DashCon2017, hope that you enjoy today, and look forward to more updates as they happen! (we also wouldn’t mind some shilling as a parody account, because we DID put in a ridiculous amount of work on some of the updates we have planned)
Sincerely,
DashCon2017
P.S. There will be a ballpit, and it will be the original… pee free for your convenience ;)
can i still come to chicago and see the fossil museum again
baconvonmoose asked: Pleb that Dashcon invite was legit. And you should do it. Because I live near Chicago and I wanna drop in and meet you and see the resulting chaos of another Dashcon. Just saying. :D
lol really
and its in chicago, huh
theres a good brazilian restaurant in chicago, shit
officialdashcon2017 asked: Hello Mx. Pleb! We here at DashCon2017, were wondering if you would be interested in doing an artist booth at our convention in June. If you are available and interested, please let us know!
Anonymous asked: Hello Pleb! Sorry for hiding behind Anon as of now; I haven't gotten over my shyness. Maybe one day. But I wanted to drop by and say that I enjoy your comics! They have also inspired me to be more open-minded and encouraged me to think harder about the conversations that I see go around on Tumblr and IRL. Which I is why I personally like about your comics; they help me think and reevaluate the things I've been told. Thank you for being awesome and I hope you have a nice day!
Anonymous asked: Pleb, I love you and your comics, BUT: On the issue of punching nazis, would it be okay to punch a commie/antifa, like (eckh -- for the love of God do not look her up) Venus Marales or whatever the fuck her gross ass hairy pornstar name is? She got punched in the face while trying to defend herself (pushing the ACTUAL white nationalist (not even fucking kidding) away from her), and a lot of anti-SJWs are praising him. What do you think? Is this punching okay, or are both not okay?
i am vaguely familiar with this situation and it seems to me that she was the instigator, laying hands on the nationalist first which of course invites violence in return.
like… nobody–nazi, antifa, communist, whatever–should ever expect to be able to lay their hands on someone and not get knocked the fuck back themselves. thats why i dont think punching someone you have ideological differences with is a good or smart solution to anything. only entitled fuckin morons think they can go around hitting people they don’t like based on differences of shitty opinions they have and then proceed to cry about it or play martyr to their equally retarded followers.
Anonymous asked: Tumblr sucks. I'm currently trying to deal with the fact that I feel like I should be a woman, and Tumblr has basically tainted the idea of transitioning in my mind, so instead I'm just sitting here depressed and hating my penis because I don't want to be associated with the idiots on this site.
tumblr aint the end-all, be-all result of transsexuality. anyone with common sense knows that a lot of kids on this site are stupid and playing pretend with subjects they know next to jack shit about. and while it makes it difficult for people (like you) to seek proper counsel and get proper help, just know that what dumbasses on this site do or say have no impact on who you are as a person and how you identify.
an educational graphic about critical thinking for tumnblr
The all important journalist questions, and then some.
A missing line from Why:
“If you really want to be
a critical reader, it turns out you have to step back one step
further, and ask not just whether the author is telling the truth,
but why he’s writing about this subject at all.“
Anonymous asked: hey, make a comic about everyone who thought your dick-sucking baby goof was fucking stupid, and cast them as mean & dumb SJWs who just don't know what jokes are.
you dont have to be an sjw to not know what jokes are
